somebody spoke, and i went into a dream [...]

marielikestodraw:

afterelton:

thedailywhat:

Insane Olympic Opening Ceremony of the Day: What exactly are they planning, you ask? Everything. No really, everything.

The stage was designed by director Danny Boyle, and will include “a village cricket team, 12 horses, 10 chickens, 70 sheep, a model of Glastonbury Tor, two mosh pits, and the largest harmonically tuned bell in the world.”

But the fun doesn’t stop there, because it’s not an Opening Ceremony unless a 40-foot-tall Voldemort does battle with 30 Mary Poppinses.

Per Gawker:

Before 40-foot-Voldemort appears, ‘about 100′ children will be wheeled out on hospital beds to perform a choreographed ‘bed dance,’ which sounds quite sexy but probably is not.

To these one hundredish beds will be added a dozen more ‘giant’ ones, on which will dance/frolic/be such beloved storybook characters as The One Hundred and One Dalmatians’ dog-skinning villain Cruella de Vil.

Apparently this insanity is all just the tip of the iceberg, too. In an attempt to top China’s terrifying show of synchronicity from 2008, the U.K. has thrown every single British thing against the wall in hopes of something sticking.

Yeah, we’ll be watching the hell out of this.

[roflympics2012]

This is going to be a pop culture classic/disaster worthy of being discussed in the same breath as Showgirls

I just realised I’ll be seeing a play that night. Probably for the best, not sure I’m ready to cringe for two hours LOL.

(Source: thedailywhat)

(Source: timelordy-teganbreann)

otterbatch:

sherlockintheskywithwatson:

sherlockspeare:

Because he loves you, idiot.

#You know #just #fucking #this kills me every time #and all I can think of Florence’s song No Light No Light #because this really is the silence in between what John thought and what he said #the silence is Sherlock #that space is Sherlock #there is an overwhelming presence of Sherlock that takes John over #and he obviously can’t bring himself to process it and act on it and say anything #even if it’s just that Sherlock is his best friend #we always talk about how Sherlock can’t deal with emotions #but it’s obvious that John can’t either #he’s brave and he’s tough and he’s a soldier #but when it comes to telling the one man who means the world to him #the truth about their friendship #their relationship#he can’t face the situation #not necessarily out of fear #or anxiety #perhaps out of doubt #doubt that Sherlock would be willing to understand #or rather would be willing to let go of his inhibitions and acknowledge a relationship not built off Sherlock having a sidekick #because John probably knows that Sherlock has never had a friend like John #and neither of them really know what to say #because even while they are so different #they are so very very alike #in the end they were both alone#both outcasts #they needed that unspoken silence

“Those things that you wanted to say… but didn’t say them.”

That was this.

moraniarty:

benedictosaurus:

kiango:

himapapaftw:

rainbowcatpuke:

daveisagaynovel:

abakkus:

icesoda:

Let me introduce you to the best advertisement of all time:

Homoerotic, Interracial Priests selling Ice Cream.

the best the best the best

alexis this would be us if we were male

and priests

I want to buy this ice cream

now

i’ll buy the ice cream if you kiss

what is this omg

i do believe in salivation

where can i buy this

(Source: johnlockcreys)

pernillo:

lelliephant:

livlovesstuff:

(x)

yes Yes YES

Catch me, I’m falling

oh. my. god.

And thus is born one of the greatest superhero teams of all time! Powerful! Unpredictable! Brought together by a strange quirk of fate, The Avengers are on the march, and a new dimension is added to the Marvel Galaxy of Stars.

(Source: hightopsandhinkypunks)

wildglitterwolf:

The Avengers - We Have A Hulk by ~Renny08

oobu-joobu:

AWWW YEAH SHAKE THAT MULLET

I CAN’T STOPPPPPPPP LAUGHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG